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Main PageOnce upon a time there was a little barefooted blonde lesbian asian schoolgirl with DDD boobs who was traipsing through the woods with a laptop and a copy of SimpleMU*. She logged on to one game to get approved, and saw a mage telenuking a vampire who wasn't even logged on. 'This MUSH is tooooo twinky!' the lesbian asian schoolgirl exclaimed, and logged off. She logged on to another game to get approved, and saw a PHB goddess having a screaming meltdown on [Public] as staffers quit in droves. 'This MUSH is toooooo psycho!' the lesbian asian schoolgirl gasped, and logged off. Then, she logged on to a third game to get approved, and saw furry hermaphrodites having hot gay sex with teenagers in superhero costumes. 'This MUSH is just right! ' the lesbian asian schoolgirl cried, and rushed IC. Within a week she had been raped, gotten pregnant, had a public and bloody miscarriage, and been kidnapped by that guy from goatse.cx. The game's staff said, 'Holy fuck, where did this bitch come from?' and kicked her the hell out. And she ran to WORA and cried about how awful MUSHes were. This isn't her story. This is our story about her. And all the rest of those morons.
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